Marriage Problems? Hope Is Here, People

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I take this break from our regularly scheduled program about moi and my oh-so fascinating book tour to bring you this BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN from the world of showbiz.


Coco, wife of rapper/actor Ice-T, has announced that she and her beloved will soon be dispensing the secrets to a happy marriage.


"Me and Ice are currently writing a book about creating and maintaining a successful relationship. We have had great success in balancing our careers and private lives, and we would like to share some of that knowledge with others who are in need of guidance and/or inspiration,” said Coco.


One can only presume that having quadruple E breast implants may have something to do with it. Either that, or dressing up like a Satanic hooker.